Sharia-compliant Finance Laws For America

My office just received an invitation to this summit to be held in Oct.

In England they already have separate courts for some matters where muslims are concerned - finance, real estate for instance. And authorities also understand that family and local matters are handled by the muslim community behind mosque doors - and free from the hindrances of British law.

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CALL 800 280 8440

If you have questions, such as:

ARE WOMEN ALLOWED TO ATTEND? AND IF SO, DO I NEED TO WEAR A BURKA?

AM I ALLOWED TO BRING MY CLITORIS WITH ME? AND IF SO, WILL I BE ALLOWED TO TAKE IT WITH ME WHEN I LEAVE (WITHOUT CARRYING IT IN A JAR OF FORMALDEHYDE)

IS THERE SPECIAL RESERVED SEATING IN THE REAR (SHARIA COMPLIANT SEATING ARRANGEMENTS) FOR US DIRTY INFIDEL WHORES?

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HERE IS THE WEBSITE WITH MORE INFO

Top industry experts and leading Shariah scholars will discuss:

Key trends in Islamic Finance

Regulatory and risk issues Tax considerations

Nuances of the Sukuk market Opportunities in Shariah compliant REITs, real estate, and real estate funds

Islamic securitization

Investing in Shariah compliant oil and gas funds

The Takaful/Insurance funds market

Investing in Shariah compliant private equity and venture capital

And much more...

PLUS: Don't miss our exclusive Pre-Conference Workshop:

Islamic Finance 101

This session is a must-attend for fund managers who wish to build a firm knowledge base about the requirements of Shariah compliance and the plethora of opportunities available to US-based Shariah compliant funds. Examine in-depth the characteristics and structures of Shariah compliant commodity funds, equity funds, Istisna'a, Bay al-salam, and much more. This three hour in-depth session will bring delegates up to speed on the nuts and bolts of Islamic finance and set the stage for the main conference to follow.

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I do not like this one bit. Period.

As I have always said: CALL ME AN ISLAMOPHOBE PLEASE. SERIOUSLY.