Friday, May 22, 2009

It's Friday Night... so I must be...

... melting... melting... Oh my beautiful wickedness...
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The obligatory soundtrack: Open Season - CAIR remix this time!
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LET'S PLAY "GUESS THE INFIDEL"!
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No - not INFANTDEL... infidel!
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If you'd like to see her in a burka - well, nevermind... most people would
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If you would like to see her in a burka then YOU might NOT be an infidel... but you might be a bitter, faggy, frustrated BITCH of a "man".
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So... is this person - uh, Prophet (may piss be upon him) - one of our unlucky infidels?
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You lookin' at me? Are you lookin' at ME?

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Harem or Haram?
Choose carefully... your life may depend on it...
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WAS this an infidel?
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He seems to love life quite a bit these days, but he also shelters Hezbollah and HUSSEIN Obama likes him... so is he an infidel?

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Does he hear the thunderous voice of Allah... or the soulful cry of freedom?
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Did he love peace enough to be a covert operative of the cult of the "religion of peace"?

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VIDEO QUESTION: "I don't believe what you're sayin' to me" ...

Don't even ask.

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FOR EXTRA POINTS A TRICK QUESTION:
The Hadith's note for #2839 says, "The prophet did not order the killing of all the dogs, for some are to be retained for hunting and watching. He ordered to kill the jet black ones. They might be more mischievous among them."
So, is this an infidel - or inFido?

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Oh - nevermind. Too easy.

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AND NOW THE 10 SECOND LIGHTENING ROUND! IN ORDER TO WIN ONE OF OUR FABULOUS HALAL PRIZES, CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE OF THESE LOVELY CONTESTANTS IS OUR BONAFIDE INFIDEL? (If you guess correctly, you can be the one to decide whether to decapitate her; to force her into self-immolation, or to spray her with sulfuric acid! Woo Hoo!)
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Oh, nevermind. Too easy.
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Is this the glare of defiance... or the vacant stare of submission?
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Fat, stupid, pastey, looks like the stereotypical American redneck... could this possibly not be a infidel? (my apologies to all stereotypical Americans as portrayed in the media - domestic and international. I was making a point against stereotyping American Patriots, that's all. Rest assured - M. Moore will HATE THIS. So you took one for the team! Thank you!)
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Oh - he just might be an infidel 'cause infidels are sexy & cool!
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And lastly, the final question... for our grand prize - 79 virgins and an eternity sitting at the feet of Allah (may piss be upon him)... Can you tell us...
Which one of these men is an infidel, a kafir, a living insult to Allah himself.. and which one is the ANTI-CHRIST...?

If you enjoyed this - please see my previous patented "Meltdowns" - courtesy of the 21st Century, dhimmicrats & their muslim overlords everywhere:

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol, that was good!

9:19 PM  
Blogger jillosophy said...

I KNOW... THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE BEST YET. CHECK AGAIN - I UPDATED.

9:29 PM  
Anonymous Christopher said...

ROFL!! That was brilliant!

9:42 PM  
Blogger jillosophy said...

HOPE YOU CAUGHT ALL THE UPDATES.. I ADD ON AS THE MELTDOWN GETS DEEPER...

10:35 PM  

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