Plan B
;) to Brian Bonner:
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I just thought you would like this...
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New Gas Plan...
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport the 12million illegalimmigrants! That would be 12 million less people using our gas. The price ofgas would come down as a result.
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New Immigration Plan...
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen,rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come toAmerica , then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's paywhile he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed tobecome a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered tobe taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegalimmigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq , and the alienstrying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, shipthem to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle, or ammo. Problem solved.
If you think these are good solutions to both of the problems, forward it toyour friends. I just did.
posted by jillosophy at 12/21/2006 12:29:00 PM
2 Comments:
That's a good plan. I just copied and pasted to forward as e-mail.
You talk of deporting 12 million people like it's flipping on a light switch. Don't you understand that while those 12 million people are indeed using gas they are working their shitty minimum wage jobs to pay for these incredible gas prices.
Thus, if we were to suddenly get rid of these people the United States would suffer.
Would you like an example?
The Alabama bus boycott was a success because a large mass of people suddenly stopped using a service that required money to operate.
Besides, these illegal immigrants currently hold jobs that keep the foundations of our fancy affluent society alive. They are our landscapers, our taxi drivers, our cooks and even business owners.
Furthermore your suggestion that we send illegals off to fight in a war is absurd, at best. Iraq is an incredibly unpopular war, and even the suits in charge cannot determine a reasonable right to fight. Though during World War II many immigrants joined the fight; sometimes fighting in the country they fled months prior, for a belief that they could live better in North American rather than war-torn Europe.
Anyway, oddly enough that wasn't a mandate by the US government. Immigrants signed up to fight because it was the only place hiring at the time, and likewise they had a unified cause to fight; unlike today.
-Jax
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