Hey kids, let’s play a game!

Okay, I know Jeff Foxworthy probably never intended his “You might be a redneck” schtick to morph into this but honestly, Maureen Dowd’s latest diatribe was the last straw. You simply cannot avoid the accusations of racism that will come screaming your way if you disagree with the president or his policies or even his cronies in the slightest way. It seems we’re not yet in the post-racial era we were promised.
So with that in mind, let’s play

You Might Be A Racist... if...
If you didn’t vote for Obama… you might be a racist!
If you thought Jeremiah Wright’s preaching is racist… you might be a racist!
If you don’t think that America is a nation of cowards… you might be a racist!
If you even wondered whether Sonia Sotomayor was the best choice President Obama could have made for his first Supreme Court nomination… you might be a racist!
If you attended a Tea party… you might be a racist!
If you’re a policeman simply doing your job… you might be a racist!
If you think that universal health care is not actually a right guaranteed by the Constitution… you might be a racist!
If you think Kanye West was rude to Taylor Swift… you might be a racist!
If you don’t think Mark Lloyd should be Obama’s “diversity czar”… you might be a racist!
If you wonder why we need a “diversity czar” in the first place… you might be a racist!
If you thought then-Sen. Obama called you a racist way back in 2006… you might be a racist!
If you’re even reading this post… you might be a racist!

Stoutcat