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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his fly.
“No woman is illegal” is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard a pandering politician say.
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Phrase 2008: No woman is illegal! UPDATED
I liked “Don’t Taze Me Bro,” for 2007.
But 2008 is the year that “No Woman Is Illegal!”
I hope we see tee-shirts.
I liked “Don’t Taze Me Bro,” for 2007.
But 2008 is the year that “No Woman Is Illegal!”
I hope we see tee-shirts.
That should become the punchline to almost every joke in the world:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his fly.
The bartender says to him, “hey, you’ve got a steering wheel coming out of your fly!”
The pirate says, “Arrrggh, aye, and it’s drivin’ me nuts!
... And NO WOMAN IS ILLEGAL!”
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Knock, knock!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
NO WOMAN IS ILLEGAL!
“No woman is illegal” is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard a pandering politician say.
It makes as much sense as those jokes.
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